Sunday, September 28, 2008

Saas Bahu aur Sensex - Movie Review

I would like to say, this movie changes the way you look at the world...this movie inspires women to be independent...but who am I kidding. This movie is such a waste of your AED 30 that I have decided that I will tell you what I could have productively spent time on than waste it watching Saas Bahu Aur Sensex.

1. I could have spent AED 30 and picked up a tweezer and could have plucked out individual hairs one by one from my beard until I was clean shaven...(That would have been more fun than Saas Bahu Aur Sensex).

2. I could have spent AED 30 to heard out of Dubai to the desert and opened a shop selling sand to passers by...(That would have been more fun than Saas Bahu Aur Sensex).

3. I could have spent AED 30 buying 4 - 25 liter huge water containers which I could have used then to reduce the salt levels in the Dead Sea in Jordan...(That would have been more fun than Saas Bahu Aur Sensex).

If you are still not convinced NOT to watch Saas Bahu Aur Sensex, may I suggest a few people who I don't get along with who you can take to the theatre with you??? Can I?

Don't watch the movie...just give your AED 30 to charity...or me...really. The film has such BAD ACTING...BAD Meaning BAD. Farooq Shaikh is the only great performance...but that is just worth AED 8...I should have negotiated and bargained at the Box Office.

I will be kind and rate the film as SOMETHING YOU WISH FOR YOUR WORST ENEMIES - * 1 out of 5 stars.

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